IRVING, Texas - Let me take you to a different day and time, back when the Dallas Cowboys were in a similar situation, having to go on the road in the NFC East to face a ferocious defense in a game packed with far-reaching playoff implications and having to rely on nothing more than their backup quarterback.
Sunday, it's the Cowboys-Giants at Giants Stadium, the 5-3 Cowboys trying to claw their way back in the NFC East Division race against the 6-1 Giants, the defending Super Bowl champs in the division lead thanks mostly to their smack-down defense. And now they're all revved up knowing not only are the despised Cowboys coming to town, but that they will be doing so on the arm of backup quarterback Brad Johnson.
Giants do salivate, don't they?
But, 17 years worth of Sundays ago, back on Dec. 15, 1991, the upstart Dallas Cowboys, after five consecutive losing seasons, arrived at The Vet in bullish Philadelphia having to face one of the NFL's all-time best defenses - think Reggie White, Clyde Simmons, Jerome Brown, Mike Golic - with playoff hopes on the line, and having to depend not on future Hall of Famer Troy Aikman at quarterback, but backup Steve Beuerlein.
Can Eagles smack their beaks?
So let this be somewhat of a cautionary tale for those who already have thrown in the towel this week, figuring there is no way the Cowboys can win their fourth consecutive regular-season game over the Giants just because the 40-year-old Johnson will start in place of the injured Tony Romo.
Because I'm guessing then offensive coordinator Norv Turner has taught now offensive coordinator Jason Garrett somewhere along the line what he would always preach in those days - that there are ways to win these games.
Let's go back.
Both teams were 9-5, but with one striking difference. The Eagles had defeated the Cowboys the previous nine consecutive non-strike games, including a 24-0 whitewashing of them at Texas Stadium earlier in the year when Aikman absorbed a franchise-tying high 11 sacks that dreadful afternoon. And this came on the heals of a 17-3 whipping in December of 1990 when Simmons pile-drove Aikman's shoulder out of its socket, leaving the game to backup Babe Laufenberg in the second quarter.
No wonder Philly linebacker Seth Joyner was saying before the game, "We haven't just beaten them, we've dominated them."
Why, Cowboys starting right tackle Nate Newton, knowing he once again would have to line up directly across from White, "The Minister of Defense," even knew the score. He called the Eagles defense "a killing machine," and related this tale: "Our last game against them, Reggie told me he wanted to introduce me to God. I sure hope he wasn't talking about Sunday."
That bad.
Much like the Giants will come into Sunday's game leading the NFL with 26 sacks thanks to the likes of Jason Tuck and Mathias Kiwanuka, and New York having recorded at least five sacks in four of its seven games, the Eagles entered Game 15 of that 1991 season ranked first in run defense, pass defense and total defense, giving up just 218 yards a game. They already had 51 sacks, and get this, 47 takeaways - 25 of those interceptions.
And the Cowboys were going to have to deal with this starting their backup quarterback?
And the inherent animosity that goes along with playing at The Vet?
Prior to the game, this headline showed up in the Philadelphia Daily News: "Out to Stick it in Dallas' Ear." Man.
Or how about this 20-10 prediction of an Eagles victory in The News from beat writer Kevin Mulligan: "I think Steve Beuerlein would trade places with Palm Beach, Fla., prosecutor Moria Lasch if he could. On second thought, she's taking more of a beating than Beuerlein might face on Sunday." Wow, a reference to the William Kennedy Smith rape trial going on at that time.
That there, my friends, is the hornet's nest the Cowboys were walking into, and the Cowboys realized what they tried to do the first time against the Eagles that season, use a wide-open offense, "played right into their hands," Cowboys offensive line coach Tony Wise said. "What we can't have is second and 12."
So all week long leading up to the game, Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson preached ball control; he preached defense; he preached special teams. But most of all, he preached to Beuerlein, who had replaced the injured Aikman (sprained knee ligament) for the past 2½ games, and basically told him this:
I don't care if you throw 20 straight incompletions, I don't care if you don't ever complete a pass, but don't you dare take a sack so their defense and crowd can get all revved up. We'll figure out a way to win this, but don't you lose it by taking sacks or throwing interceptions.
Then starting guard Alan Veingrad provided proof of Jimmy's spiel, saying, "They said to Beuerlein, if the play was not there, throw the ball away. They didn't want him to get hurt and didn't want him to get sacked."
So Beuerlein followed orders to a T that December afternoon when the wind chill dropped to 12 degrees at The Vet thanks to bone-chilling 23 mph winds. He just didn't mess around in the pocket, and might have taken Johnson's orders to an extreme, opening the game with 10 straight incompletions. He did not complete a pass until there was 2:28 left in the first half.
But I'll be darned, there the Cowboys were, jumping out to of all things, a 5-0 lead thanks to a safety and Ken Willis' 50-yard field goal, and found themselves trailing only 10-5 at halftime.
Beuerlein finished the first half completing just two of 17 passes for all of 17 yards, and none to his wide receivers, not even Michael Irvin. But the Cowboys had no turnovers and no sacks.
They were able to narrow the Eagles lead to 10-8 in the third quarter, before lightning struck on the second play of the fourth, the Eagles forced to punt on fourth and 14 at their own 41 after Jeff Kemp, subbing for the injured Jim McMahon, took a sack.
Cowboys wide receiver Kevlin Martin, standing at his own 15-yard line, grabbed the punt and sped up the middle of the field, and it was as if the sea had parted, Martin picking up a crushing block from Ike Holt that allowed him to complete the 85-yard punt return for a touchdown.
The Cowboys led 15-10, and while the Eagles closed to 15-13 on the next possession, Beuerlein finally hit a pass down field to Jay Novacek, setting up a four-yard touchdown pass to Irvin for the knockout blow.
Unbelievable, the Cowboys won, 25-13, and were going to the playoffs.
"The whole key was not to have bad plays offensively," Johnson would say, and if you noticed, said nothing about having big plays on offense. Good thing.
Beuerlein finished the game completing just nine of 31 passes for 145 yards, and only five of those were to a wide receiver (Irvin). But most importantly, he had no interceptions and was sacked but one time - 10 less than Aikman the first time around. And get this: The Cowboys gained only 210 yards, had just 11 first downs, only 72 yards rushing - with Emmitt Smith - converted just four of 17 third downs and averaged a woeful 3.4 yards per play . . . per play!
Get this, too: Not counting the final kneel-down possession, the Cowboys went eight possessions without a first down, gaining just 13 yards, and had three more notching just one first down.
"Against those guys," Beuerlein would say later, "you got to throw the ball away and don't give them a sack."
And maybe more importantly than qualifying for the playoffs and going on to win their first playoff game (at Chicago) in nine seasons, the Cowboys had turned the tide against those big, bad Eagles, going on to spank them in 10 of 12 meetings - a streak that began without their Pro Bowl quarterback, having to rely on a backup who really hit only two big passes in the entire game and had completed passes to just three guys - Irvin, Novacek and Daryl Johnston.
So no matter what you think of Brad Johnson or what you think of just who the Cowboys have or don't have, indeed there are ways to win these games, and none has to be traditional. The bottom line, though, just as it was this past Sunday against Tampa Bay: no offensive giveaways, field position, defense and, heaven forbid, maybe a big special teams play. Just look, in this particular Eagles game in '91, the Cowboys special teams accounted for 19 of the 25 points.
"Throughout the history, as long as you're not turning the ball over you have a chance," Brad Johnson said this week. "But we're going to take our shots and make those plays when they come up and then score on short fields and however it comes up. They're a tremendous team. They've exposed a lot of different teams that they've played this year.
"Obviously, last week we only had two penalties and stayed away from turnovers and it was a recipe for winning. However it comes, you don't make any apologies for that."
No you don't, so the poor, injured Cowboys should take notice, and so should those of you who already have thrown in the towel, bracing for the worst. Hey, I know the odds certainly aren't with the Cowboys on Sunday at Giants Stadium, but in the NFL, nothing is ever out of the question.
History does tell us so.